ShpFc: xprmntl

This is post is fully vowel laden, but not particularly experimental. It’s just to say that I’m planning to leave everything that currently lacks vowels the way it is for a little while, before I change it back.

It took me a silly amount of time just to remove the vowels from all the posts and sidebars even with certain shortcuts. Removing vowels from the actual code was an exercise in insanity. I am proud!

Anything new that I post from now on will be legible, which is to say that it will contain the proscribed number of vowels.

Ths hs tkn mr thn fw wstd hrs. nfrtntly cn’t gt rd f ll th vwls frm th cd, sm thngs jst cn’t b fnd. ‘m nt sr hw lng ‘ll lv t lk ths. f crs svd th vwl-ldn txt, bt ‘m lzy. mght jst strt pstng wth vwls gn nd chng ths bck whn cn b rsd.

n th psd, ths = chvmnt, yy fr m!

t ws n ncmmn srt f stn, nthr vsbl nr physcl. t ws mpld by vnts nd flt by vry slct fw. t ws n hm nnthlss, stn tht sprd. Thr ws n lmst phntm rspns n th snss f ths n th knw. flnss tht thy flt rlly shld b prsnt n rlty thr thn th thghts f ths ffndd by t.

‘m brd wth tht lrdy.

Blh, wnt t typ nnsns. Nt wrds. Bcs fr sm rsn wrds rght nw wn’t d wht wnt r sy wht nd. Bt cn’t stmp th kybrd nd rtnlly/rsnbly xpct y t rd t. S cn nly wrt bt nt bng bl t wrt wht wnt t wrt.

Pthtc.

Yks!

Sh ws prtty grl. Wth mth lk y wldn’t blv. mn tht bth physclly nd mtphrclly. Sh sd th wrst thngs n th bst wy, wth hr prtty lttl mth. wntd t kss hr n th mth qt lt f th tm.

hvn’t wrttn nythng rmtly ptc fr whl. S hr s smthng rmt:

sprng frth frm hs wmb/mnd.
lghtnng blt, sprk.
rn.
nd rn,
nd rn,
nd rn.
Bynd th brdr stp,
nd lk sprrw drp,
nt wtry tmb.

lymrck fr yr trbls (crtnly nt wht rgnlly ntndd)

ws brn, bnth tr.
My mthr br m (n f thr).
Sh hd m frst,
thgh ws wrst.
nd nvr ftr cld b rd f m.

Qck pms, n tm t dt.

wsh ws stn.
wld l n th dst, cntnt.
wld wrm wth th sn, n smmr.
wld fl th rn n my bck.
wld st.
nd thnk.

m jst wrtng tll my lft rrvs.

sd t fly pn th wnd.
Bt gv t p.
t s fn t fly,
Bt th rls r ds.
Dn’t fly t hgh.
Dn’t fly t lw.
Dn’t fly t fst.
Dn’t fly t slw.
Nw wlk n th grnd.
nd brk th rls.

cn’t rlly fly.

cn’t rlly fly.
m hvy wth th wght f knwldg.
Lk n ncnt rck swlln wth g.
Lk n vlnch, crshng dwn.
m fllng.

Hr g:

t th brch,
lstn t m prch.
knw ll bt lf ftr nly 22 yrs.
gv mpssnd srmns frm th frnt.

smtms thnk cld wrt mr. Mr ftn nd wth mr wrds. Bt dn’t.

hv gn n lngr thn vr wntd.

Tdy’s tp fvs, n n prtclr rdr:

Msc

• Nck Cv nd th Bd Sds - nt My rms
• Dvd Gry - Pls Frgv M
• th Mntn Gts - Dnc Msc
• Rgn Spktr - th Ghst f Crprt Ftr
• Nck Cv nd th Bd Sds - th Shp Sng

Mvs

• Fght Clb
• ml
• Grdn Stt
• trnl Snshn f th Sptlss Mnd
• mrcn Bty

rtsts

• Jsph Bys
• nslm Kfr
• Kzmr Mlvch
• Grgr Schndr
• Bs Jn dr

Wrds Bgnng Wth D

• Dtrts
• Dstrctn
• Dsltry
• Dst
• Ds

m nt rlly tht nt ths pc f wrtng. rlly lk th d bhnd t bt dn’t thnk rlly dd t jstc. gss jst ddn’t fl lk hngng nt t.

m strngly hpfl.
wtchd th nws tdy (h by). Frst wtchd th wrs. Wtchd ppl kllng ch thr nd fr wht? Fr pltcs, fr mny, fr rlgn. Bt m hpfl.
Nxt p n th nws, fmn nd pvrty. Strvng skltn chldrn brsh wy fls. Thr crps hv dd, thr wtr s ncln nd thy r dyng rvgd by dss. nd stll m hpfl.
t hm thr s mr vlnc, mr kllng. Thr s mr grd nd mr ht. Thr s mr sdnss bt m strngly hpfl.
m wtng fr th wthr mn.
t lst h lks t m gn. Stndng gnst hs glbl bckdrp. H strs nt my ys nd dlvrs hs wlcm mntr.
“Tmrrw wll b fn.”

Ths s pc wrt whl bck ftr rdng Fght Clb. thnk t ws prbbly th frst tm ‘d vr rlly mssd rnd wth wrtng n ths wy.

Tm lkd t th grss crlng p btwn hs ts. t ws lng nd spndly nd h lkd t. H lkd th wy t flt n hs br sls. H pttd th grnd nxt t hm ffctntly s f t ws dg. H pttd th grss lk gd dg. Nxt t hm Chrltt snrtd lghtr thrgh hr ns. Chrltt lkd t snrt thrgh hr ns. t ws lk, “hr thng”. t ws prtty wrd “thng” t hv f y skd Tm, bt thn Chrltt ws prtty wrd “hr” t b, s t ws prbbly lrght.
Tm wndrd n wht cs t wldn’t b lrght. n wht cs wld hvng wrd thng b nccptbl? Gng n prr lgc hvng wrd thng ws lrght f y’r wrd s thn hvng wrd thng mst b wrng f y’r nt wrd. Bt wldn’t hvng wrd thng mk y wrd by dfntn? nly f th dfntn f bng wrd s hvng wrd thngs nd h ws prtty sr tht wsn’t rght.
Chrltt pttd th grnd n mttn f Tm, “Sr s sft hr.” Sh sd, “Lk cld r … rlly sft thng.” Tm lkd t hr mgnng hw h wld dscrb hr f h ws wrtng hr nt bk. Wll, sh hd (stll hs) brwn hr nd t s/ws dcnt lngth, whch s lcky bcs ndcnt hr s wdly cknwldgd s bhrrnt. Hr ys wr bg, lk rl, rl bg nd ls hps bl. Nt bl lk th sky r lk th cn r lk ny bl n th clr whl, bt hps bl, lk nly ys cn b.
“Bst clmb n tht pny by nd rd, lk y n’t nvr dn.” Chrltt sng, ntrrptng Tm’s mntl dscrptn. “Tht’s dbl ngtv,” Tm sd, “nt gd s f grmmr thr.” Chrltt nrrwd hr ys t Tm, “ ddn’t wrt th sng, jst sng t.” Tm wtchd hr lps s sh spk, thy wr jst lps nthng spcl. Dd tht rlly mttr? Dd lps hv t b spcl? Sm dd/d. Sh wsn’t t ft t njy lkng t bt sh wsn’t t sknny t njy hggng. Sh wsn’t jst rght thr bcs hnstly s thr sch thng s jst rght? Ds nybdy lk grt nd fl grt? vn f thy dd/d Chrltt ddn’t (stll dsn’t).
Chrltt rlld vr n th grss nt hr bck hr br ft plyflly kckng Tm n th stmch. “f y wr wrtng bk, hw wld y dscrb m?” Tm skd. Chrltt rlld bck nt hr stmch nd tk hld f Tm’s fc wth hr hnds. Sh lkd t hs mth crflly nd fldd bck ch r t lk bhnd. Sh rffld hs hr nd twkd hs ns. Lst f ll sh lkd n hs ys nd sd, “Scrppy.”
Tm lkd bck nt hr ys, hr hps bl ys. Thy wr rl bg ys. H wtd bt sh ddn’t sy nythng ls. “Tht’s t? ’m jst scrppy?” Chrltt rlld wy ggglng. “’m nt fnshd, y ddn’t lt m fnsh.” Tm grbbd hr ndr ch rm nd bgn tcklng hr wth nlmtd vcsnss. Srsly thr ws n lmt t th vcsnss f hs tcklng. Sm thngs shld b gnst th lw bt rn’t. Ths lvl f vcsnss, vn whn ppld t tcklng, s jst nknd. Chrltt ws lghng nd gspng nd snrtng nd rllng. Sh trd t yll bt hd n brth bcs srsly? Vcs. “Y’r nt jst scrppy.” Sh ylld thrgh trs nd gffws. “Rlly?” Tm psd tcklng mmntrly, “Wht ls m ?” Chrltt lkd vr hr shldr t hm, “Y’r nkmpt.” Sh ws drng hm t tckl hr sm mr. Wht mschst?!
“ prfr dshng.” Tm rtrtd. H kpt hs hnds t hmslf nw. H njyd tcklng hr s mch sh njyd bng tckld. Wht sdst?! “Y wld.” Chrltt qppd bck. Sh ws shrt nd ct, rllng n th grss n hr bggy pnts nd snglt, bt nt t ct. Hr fc ws jst ct ngh, nrmlly. Whn sh smld t ws t ct. Tm cldn’t tk t. H jst dd. vry tm sh smld. H dd. t ws hrd wrk, ll tht dyng. Bt h njyd t nd sh njyd t s t ws ffrt wll spnt, yh? Yh. Tht’s wht Tm thght. Wht ls dd Tm thght? Tm thght Chrltt hd nc ft. Thy wr smll nd nrml whch s prbbly ll thy nd t b. f y dn’t hv gly ft y hv nc ft. Tm hd gly ft bg nd lng nd lttl hry, spclly th ts. Hry lk hbbt.
Chrltt snrtd ngrly. Tm wsn’t pyng hr ttntn. Tlk bt rd! Tm rlld nxt t Chrltt nd pckd hr p n hs rms. “Y’r rght, t’s prtty sft hr.” Chrltt sqld s Tm sqzd hr n hs rms. “Stp! Y’r gnn pp m! Stp!” Tm lghd s Chrltt sqld sm mr. Dfntly sdst. “f ws wrtng bk, y’d b vlln.” Chrltt sqrmd hr wy t f Tm’s rms. “Y’d cptr lttl grls nd t thm.” Tm gv Chrltt srs lk “Bt lrdy d tht.” H grbbd n f hr hnds nd pshd hr fngrs cls t hs mth. “’v jst bn fttnng y p t t y” Chrltt pshd hm wy, th hnd h grbbd pshd gnst hs fc. “Y’v bn dng crp jb f t.”
Thy tssld sm mr bt n th nd Tm std p nd dstd ff hs clths. H lkd dwn t Chrltt nd dd gn. ps. H cght Chrltt’s hnd nd hstd hr p t hr ft. “C’mn kdd, tm t g.” Chrltt frwnd, “lrdy? Bt w jst gt hr.” Tm smld nd bnt t kss hr chk. “Yh knw, w jst gt hr tw hrs g, nd nw t’s tm t g.” Chrltt grmpd n Tm’s rms s h hggd hr “Lf’s rgh.” Sh sd n mttn f Tm. “Sr s.” H rpld.

Lk ny pc f wrtng ‘v dn thr r thngs ‘d chng nw. Bt vrll ws plsd wth t t th tm nd stll rlly lk t.

xprmntl/spcltv Blggng s t slv/sth/ssg/blm th wndd/hmstrng/mmd wrtr/nk slngr n m. ‘m nt clmng t b  pnr/vnt grd  thnk  jst gt brd/jdd/pthtc wth wrtng nrmlly/cmmnly/rdnrly/typclly.

 mk n clms/ssrttns/pstltns bt th qlty/clbr/mrt.